Our annual food fundraiser featuring a slippery dutch treat that would make those not from the area potentially gag is this Saturday. It is worth going just to see the people who come to this thing... teeth optional. We have been fielding calls about it all week but 99% are not concerned with price or variety or directions to the church. They have only one question:
"Is it all-you-can-eat this year?"
Yes it is.
Consider it our contribution to the obesity of America.